Tim was kind enough to forward me the email from the NRA announcing their wine sale. It's true not only that Timothy loves a good deal, but that NRA members really love wine.
Dear Timothy,
Do you love a good deal? Do you love good wine? If so, this is an offer too good to pass up. Believe it or not, NRA members love wine and we have a great offer for you.
You could stand in front of a wall of confusing wine labels and search for a special selection...
Or you could take me up on my exclusive NRA Wine Club new customer offer (within the next 10 days, please).
A guaranteed-to-please, easy way to enjoy new wines while you blast your shotgun.
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