Then the third installment rolled around and as Tim and I were heading to the theater, I started to wonder... is Tim more Edward or is he more Jacob? I was always certain he was Edward, probably because I liked Edward more, but then I started thinking about it more and I looked at his cut off sleeves and his tribal tatt and I suddenly found myself faced with a huge moral conundrum: is Tim actually Jacob when all along I thought he was Edward? The more I pondered this intensely important question, the clearer it became.Tim is a Jacob. Let's just review the facts because I think you will agree.
1. He rolls with a large pack of brothers and his dad a lot
2. While he's not actually part wolf, he has a dog that looks a lot like a wolf.
Although I've never actually seen them together at the same time, so maybe he is part wolf!
(Okay, no, that is a lie. I have seen them together. But how awesome is this Zelda Death Shot?)
3. He never wears a shirt anymore and poses a lot which is quite frankly, a little weird. The only rational explanation is, once again, that he is a Jacob.
4. He is part Native American
5. He rides a motorcycle
6. He is also charmingly semi- hickish and has a lot of cars and dirt bikes and stuff and hangs out in sheds and repairs them a lot
7. Finally, and perhaps most alarmingly, he has a tribal tattoo in EXACTLY the same place as everyone in Jacob's pack. I think it is actually the same tattoo in fact.
I guess I just have to admit that I, too, have switched teams. It definitely caught me by surprise much like it did young Bella.
shirtless Tim, oh wow!!! I am getting wet!
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